obama has declared that each moslem vermin invader will receive 40 pounds of C4, three AK-47's and 10,000 rounds of ammo upon their arrival in our restful country, just to prove that they have no intention of doing us any harm. After 30 minutes in our restful communities, obama will declare that even given ample opportunity to execute mayhem and mass murder, and having been given the tools to do so, nothing has yet ... BOOOM.
obama is on the boob tube right now explaining how the Republicans have seized the weapons given to the peaceful moslems and have used them to blow up every day Americans in their churches, synagogues, shooting ranges, WalMarts, and strip clubs.
obama has given a speech at the UN, where he states "Make no mistake, and Let me be clear: The Republican Right Wing Evangelical Bible Thumping Christians in America have stepped beyond responsible activities and now must be eliminated. With this in mind, I have just signed an executive order calling for the immediate disarmament of anyone who isn't a moslem and to have those seized weapons redeployed to the mosques throughout America, which as you know was discovered by, founded by, and fought for independence by moslems. Of which I am one.
PS - No, There Never Were any Freaking Shovel Ready Jobs you morons ! hahahaha"