Tuesday, September 29, 2015

Weekly Meeting Minutes

As customary at the start of each meeting, we all write down our pick for the Middle Eastern city to nuke and pass them to Mustang at the head of the table.  If we ever reach consensus. we push the button and turn the keys simultaneously and let slip the Dogs of War !  Sky Rockets in Flight, Afternoon Delight !

Once again, we were not in agreement.  Shucks.

Z was also brought up as happens quite often.  There were plenty of heads nodding, smiling, and "Oh Yea's" going around the table.  Well, the guys anyway.  The ladies exclaimed in unison "You Guys !"

Next on the agenda - How to get rid of McConnell without physical harm.  We're peaceful cats after all.  This issue went from the drawing board to the parking lot.  Rats.

We started a pool on when the media will first talk about the raping going on in the dust bunnies for brains European countries by the asylum Invaders.  I've got the March 10, 2057 square for 2 bucks.  IMP's got never and Mustang has "Who Cares".  I should have went with that myself.

Someone brought up NASA's plan for a manned mission to Mars by 2030.  Everyone screamed WHO CARES!

Alrighty then. Moving on to the economy Kid reminded everyone once again that until the FED raises rates there ain't no economic recovery.   Someone educate the media.  Well - that's a deep subject.

The meeting adjourned with all scanning the 'news' page and a seemingly endless series of exclamations of: Yea right, who cares, that's bs, that's disgusting, hey they found a rock on Mars, yaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwn. 

Everyone thanked each other for being sane and we all look forward to next week's optimist-pessimist club meeting.  The club doesn't reveal the names of all the attendees because well you know.

A hearty thank you to AOW for these accurate and concise meeting minutes.



28 comments :

  1. LOL ... and thank you for not mentioning the wine.

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    1. Thanks Mustang. Wine? You snuck wine into our meeting?

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    2. Wine? Uh ... no, of course not.

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  2. So AOW and other ladies are members, but not ME?? :-(

    Did you hear that some are suggesting that the release of information re the finding of water on Mars and the release of the new Mars movie timing was planned? ARE WE THAT SICK A COUNTRY?

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    1. Z, No, you were there. Blushing of course as usual.

      Yes, we are that sick of a country.

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    2. The only people lining up to go to Mars is liberals; I say, let 'em go.

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    3. @Mustang: Let them go? I say they're already here in disguise as cabbage head dolls and eggplants.

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    4. IMP, SO what is a good herbivore for cabbage heads and eggplants?

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  3. how do I 'join' the "club" ? !!!
    and-
    Happy Birthday - Kid--Mine is Oct 4-- We Libras are OK!!
    Carol-CS

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  4. Carol-CS. You're in Carol ! Send your thoughts for the next meeting. Same subjects but of course.

    Happy birthday to you. It will be here very soon. Yea, it's hard to criticize Libras. The Scales of Justice... Somebody has to do it.

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  5. Hey, how come I was left out of the meeting? I want to see mushroom clouds over Medina, too!

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    1. You were there, Fredd. I liked your suggestion about sending Obama back to Kenya in 2017.

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    2. Oh, that's right, I was there. I seem to remember you Bogarting all the donuts that had sprinkles.

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    3. Fredd, I thought you were paranoid about the Russians knowing you attend.. We can put you in the minutes next time.

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  6. This post was a riot! I had already watched the hidden video footage of this meeting taken by a black, unmarked drone that went unnoticed outside your basement window. And Happy Birthday, Kid.

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    1. DaBlade - Oh it didn't go unnoticed sir. We're on it. We tracked it back to the hildebeast compound. We'll have a special 'treat' for her/it next time.

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    2. DaBlade, geeezix. THANKS! And thanks for the birthday wish. I hope all is good where you're at.

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  7. Sorry I couldn't make it.
    The Webex number was wrong.
    Unless....
    And I thought I offered a Happy Birthday elsewhere Kid, But if not, have one. Next year too.

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    1. Thanks Ed, And you also. We always put the Webex number in code. Let me know where I can send you an enigma machine for next time.

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    2. But I'm gonna encode my address. 128kbit random code liked to the NYT crossword puzzle.

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    3. Ed, Great. I Heartily Recommend it.

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  8. Hey! Notice that link to my blog on the right?
    Yeah. Me neither.

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    1. Ed, Thanks for the reminder, This has been corrected !

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  9. I strive to compose concise meeting minutes.

    Be bold.

    Be brief.

    Be gone.

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    1. AOW, You are a success then. The Cat's Meow, The Bees Knees and the Envy of every woman in Wabashaw County.

      And I thank you again.

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    2. AOW, PS - Mustang's meeting minute taker salary might pay a little more, especially if you suggest you might reveal 'certain information'. Just FYI

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    3. AOW, Heck yea. I'll start the paperwork today.

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