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Dude goes to the bathroom but leaves his mic on.

Man testing positive for Coronavirus relieved he can touch his face again.

US Airline pilots to work from home.

Nothing like a lazy dog on a lazy day.

Apple re-opening its stores in China. Canary. Coal Mine. Maybe good news.

Why can't Supreme Court Work From Home??  Seriously.

Well, worried about kids intelligence levels?  No need as they are licking toilet seats now.

Biden says illegal alien felons Safe from Deportation.

Pretty Cool for us handymen.

In other news:

Biden promises to kill all middle class working people to stop  spread of corona virus. Kids cheer.

Sanders promises to kill all rich people in the most agonizing way possible.  Kids cheer.

AOC and Greta happy that corona virus is killing off CO2 generators. Kids cheer.

Supreme Court and Democrat House discussing whether Ruth Buzzi Ginsberg can make rulings from grave.

Congress disallows closure of strip clubs to curb corona virus, directs fed to print more 1 dollar bills.

Surprising number of people buying tickets to SpaceX's flight to "Earthlike Planets".

Dolphins observing humans up close all scream "Holy Crap" in unison.

Cockroaches declare "We'll be here long after theses idiots are gone".

Madonna marries Brad Pitt, murders Jen, gets probation, divorces Brad, marries Sarah Jessica Parker.  Fans worried relationship may not last.

Supermarkets now overstocked, laying off stockers and cashiers.

Huge stock market rally followed by huge stock market sell off followed by huge stock market rally.

Avoid toenail fungus using this one weird trick.

 Avoid weird tricks.

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After attempting and failing to commit suicide, Bradley (aka:Chelsea) Manning has joined Joe Biden's campaign as the LGBTQ liaison officer in charge of wooing Pete Buttcrack's voting block to the Dementia candidate as well as the LGBTQ Trans community members. 

Bradley's campaign  message is "For Pete's (or Patty's) sake don't commit suicide before you vote on Nov 3, 2020 !  We need you.  (Ok, how many of you lovely people over the age of 50 saw that coming when you were living and thought most of the outside world was normal?)

Democrat house writes bill requiring all Republicans to be forcibly injected with the Corona Virus in order to test placebo vaccine

China threatens to put Corona Virus into all medications it sends to the USA.  In addition, it will carpet bomb the USA with fleas infected with Bubonic plague and other plagues. Democrats cheer

Adam Schiff attempts to rape Melania Trump - She knocks him out cold with a spare pair of undies

Democrats complain about non-Corona virus stuff in Corona virus response bill, like Payroll Tax Cuts, while padding it with things like Abortion Funding, Mandatory Taxpayer Funded Gender Reassignment Surgery, and Jail Time for parents who resist having their children receive gender reassignment surgery down to the age of 3

Unable to control themselves, Nana Pelosi and Chuck Schumer have sex on the congressional floor of the capitol building. GOP members vomit and run out of the building en mass. Chuck screams "We did it !"

Joe Biden vows to ban Knives, Rocks, and Sharp Sticks all across America - Vows to write Executive Order on day 1 for All of America to "Hey Man - Play Nice".  Writes 2nd executive order declaring dementia as a National Emergency.

President Donald J Trump makes Nancy Pelosi tear up and eat every scrap of her bill to protect Iran from US military action on Live TV. Americans give standing ovation and call for more such actions

Mexican Cartels now smuggling toilet paper, hand sanitizer, canned goods, baby wipes, and thermometers across the border

American government devastated by Corona Virus replaced by Americans vowing to govern For the People. AOC obtains illegal AR-15 and illegal capacity magazines - busts in and mows them all down.

100% of Scientists agree the best thing for the Earth is a planet destroying asteroid - draw up plans for selecting one or more of them from the asteroid belt between Mars and Jupiter and directing them to the Earth.

Pornhub offers free premium service to everyone who can prove they voted for Bernie.

USA returns to moon. Astronauts declare "Yea, still a big rock covered in moon dust".

Latest: All children in the USA to receive gender reassignment surgery.  No exceptions.

Apparently he was serious because David Blaine did get the F out of his house.

AOC admits to being a trans gendered Justin Bieber, gets major support from millenials and Gen-Zers.

Mr Blade goes on cruise, discovers cure for Coronavirus.  Gives it to world for free.  Democrats Pissed.  China too.

Watch your back DaBlade. 

Here is Kirk Douglas as an Owl

Now That's a Spicy Meat a Ba...I Mean Star Explosion

Read all about it by clicking on the picture and get 2 get out of jail free cards to boot.

A Plan For the Border

Was that really 1986 ?!

OK Adrienne ! Tell Us How This One Was Done.

I'll make an exception on this one.  (Rewind to zero if required)

We Haven't Looked Up For A While

So here are a couple and some music to go with.  Of course, you have my permission to click on those images and read all about em.

To go with this last image "Slow Dance", here is a little tune suitable for slow dancing with your loved one, or even your dog, cat, hedgehog, or pangolin.

More Sleight Of Hand

Personally, I would not have had any idea how this was done any more than the one in the last post, but P&T has this one figured.  Enjoy.

Some Of The Best Sleight Of Hand You Will See

Program starts at 0:40 if you want to skip the intro.

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Covid 19 Medical Updates: Scientists Announce Two Strains and a Higher Death Rate

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Short article but here are some bullet points anywho.

• The strains have been named Covid 19 L and Covid 19 S.

• Covid 19 L is the most aggressive and deadly strain, but appears to be burning itself out. Typically, aggressive viruses burn out quickly, in part because the seriousness of the illness forces people into hospitals or self-quarntine.

• The World Health Organization (WHO) has announced that the Covid 19 death rate is 3.4% globally, which is higher than previous estimates of less than 2%. By comparison, the death rate from seasonal flu is typically around 0.1%.