Monday, February 20, 2017

If We Owe Descendents of Slaves Anything 100+ Years After the Republican Party

Was Created Specifically to Free the Slaves and Led by Abraham Lincoln, then don't we owe a lot to the following people too?


  • The entire surviving family tree of people drafted to fight in World War One, whether those people died or not.


  • The entire surviving family tree of people drafted to fight in World War Two, whether those people died or not.

  • The entire surviving family tree of people drafted to fight in The Korean War, whether those people died or not.

  • The entire surviving family tree of people drafted to fight in The Vietnam War,  whether those people died or not.



I'm sure we can think of more Americans who were forced to  suffer great hardship in the service of America.

I've had it with the victim class.  I don't owe anyone a damn thing and neither do you.





Sunday, February 19, 2017

Explaining Trump In My Own Words

While I try to dig up some more humor, my thoughts on All Things Trump.

We went so far down the PC drain pipe, worrying about not offending anyone as opposed to wondering why nothing is getting done and politicians reading from teleprompters, obama accomplishing jack nothing and spending 10 Trillion plus tax collected over 8 years in the process.  Well, obama did offend many on the right but to the media and to any rational thought process these days - We Don't Count.  Well, our math on Nov 7, 2016 proved we do count and we're going to count higher next time, especially as the chuck todd's and cher's and tay swifs of the world continue to remind us we are knuckle dragging racists that don't matter as they do little more than emit noises from their pie holes.
The liberally educated punks all think he's great.  Go from that to someone trying to pull America back up the sewage pipe and out of the commode and this is what it's going to look like.  It's going to be ugly.  That's my explanation.

Trump Did inherit a much larger mess than obama did.  For obama it was only economy and jobs and he did piss poor with both, later on actually laughing how there were not shovel ready jobs.  The millennials must have passed out from imaginary orgasms on the spot..

Trump could be a silver tonged devil only speaking truth 100% of the time and the media is still going to hammer him.  I read article after article saying America's heartland doesn't give a whit about any of this stuff, and we don't as long as he gets things done. 

I'll say for Trump this is a job, for obama it was a royal appointment.  Big Diff.  Trump won't be dancing on Ellen while all the hipsters ooh and ahh.

They more they hate Trump the more we like him.

Trump would Love this.

 

Saturday, February 18, 2017

Wednesday, February 15, 2017

James Mattis Facts




When James Mattis does pushups, he is not pushing himself up, he is pushing the Earth down.

James Mattis is so fast, he can run around the world and smack himself on the back of his head.

When the bogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for James Mattis.

James Mattis doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures James Mattis has allowed to live.

Outer space exists because its afraid to be on the same planet with James Mattis.

James Mattis does not sleep. He waits.

James Mattis is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. 

James Mattis counted to infinity - twice.

James Mattis can lead a horse to water AND make it drink. 

James Mattis doesn’t wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.

James Mattis can slam a revolving door. 

James Mattis does not get frostbite. James Mattis bites frost.

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Mattistatorship.

If you spell James Mattis in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

Guns don't kill people. James Mattis kills people.

The chief export of James Mattis is Pain.

James Mattis has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.

The leading causes of death in the world are: 1. Heart Disease 2. James Mattis 3. Cancer.

James Mattis doesnt go hunting.... James Mattis GOES KILLING.

James Mattis uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks.

James Mattis once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.  (He is sorry about that)

Crop circles are James Mattis way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

When James Mattis sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. James Mattis has not had to pay taxes, ever.

CNN was originally created as the "James Mattis Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.  What the hell happened to this great network?

James Mattis once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

What was going through the minds of all of James Mattis victims before they died? His shoe.

James Mattis grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

James Mattis doesnt actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. James Mattis has 72... and they're all poisonous.

Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "James Mattis basement".

The square root of James Mattis is pain. Do not try to square James Mattis, the result is death.

 

Monday, February 13, 2017

Self Driving Cars?

Nope

Self Driving Drones

If successful, in short order you will see beefed up drones able to carry an entire family of 4.

Saturday, February 11, 2017

This is the best vid and rant I've seen in 20 or more years.

Liberals - Will you have the guts to ignore the title and watch?

PS - the country has been maximum divided for years now, not just the last two weeks !!! lol, geeeezus

h/t AOW

 Language..

Thursday, February 9, 2017

Tidbits From the News Today

Did you hear Sheila Jackson Lee today said that while it is nice to finally have a woman in the White House, but that because Russia invaded Korea and Kellyanne Conway was caught selling Ivanka Trump merchandise out the side door of the White House to rich white alt-right Elites, that Donna Trump should be impeached ?
 
 

It is revealed that Angela Merkel has confided to a not so great secret holder that she continues to frantically import muslims in the hopes that one or more of them will force themselves upon her.  No takers yet.


Today we learn that 147 of obama's useless Pentagon appointees ran for their lives screaming obscenities and other intelligible noises after the new SECDEF - James Mattis sent an email proclaiming that he and his aides would be on a day long walking tour of the Pentagon and that any obama appointed Pentagon secretaries, undersecretaries or 'other' workers would be stripped, paddled, and waterboarded if they were still found to be occupying their office when Mr Mattis arrived outside their door.


Hank Johnson is no longer worried about the Pentagon tipping over and  capsizing as a result.  Sheila Jackson Lee however had reservations saying that she thought service would now be less than desirable at the Pentagram restaurant where she and friends generally lunch.


President Donald J Trump signs an Executive Order today that demands all Democrat politicians,  party operatives and media motion sick love slaves attack him relentlessly over his entire term(s) in office.  Democrats everywhere look like deer in headlights, terror in their eyes, brains frozen, frantically, horrifyingly crying out for someone to tell them what the fuck to do NOW  !
 


Paris is to encase all valuable buildings, landmarks, museums in super heavy duty bullet proof plastic to protect them from the moslem vermin they are importing at a frantic pace.
When a homeless Parisian asked "Why not deport the moslems?" French President Hollande responded "Sacre Blue" and had the homeless man arrested and secretly waterboarded.

Parents all across the USA in tears after the DeVos confirmation.   One parent pictured below, typical of the group, screaming through tears that she wants her children to have NO Choice of what kind of school they attend, demands they continue attending the POS school they go to now where they get no education at all and are just passed from grade to grade because "I don't gotta hep em with no M^%F&^% Homework !"


Sunday, February 5, 2017

I Have a DREAM !

Let us not wallow in the valley of despair, I say to you today, my friends.

And so even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream. It is a dream deeply rooted in the American dream.

I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal and that common sense and critical thinking is worth something."

I have a dream that one day on the red hills of Georgia, the sons of former slaves and the sons of former slave owners will be able to sit down together at the table of brotherhood and enjoy a meal that they bought with the paycheck they got last Friday.

I have a dream that one day even the state of Mississippi, a state sweltering with the heat of injustice, sweltering with the heat of oppression, will be transformed into an oasis of freedom and justice.

I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character.

I have a dream today!

I have a dream that one day, America will completely reject the democrat propaganda media, the retarded celebrities, and the little snowflakes and laugh them out of the country.

I have a dream today!

I have a dream that one day America will raise a finger to all the actors, actresses and singers who think because some buttheads pay them absurd amounts of money that their opinion is more valuable than the opinion of the homeless man lugging a bottle of Cisco red or MD20-20 down the street looking for a warm place to lay his head.

This is my hope and this is the hope that I dream about anytime my sleeping mind decides to move away from pleasant dreams (usually involving women) to dreaming about politicians and vocal violent libtards.

With this faith, we will be able to hew out of the mountain of despair a stone of hope. With this faith, we will be able to transform the jangling discords of our nation into a beautiful symphony of brotherhood, intelligence and sanity. With this faith, we will be able to work together, to pray together, to struggle together, to go to jail together, to stand up for freedom together, knowing that we will be free one day.  Knowing that we will all be informed honestly by a media that is not a slave to the evil democrats or even the useless republicans, but an honest public informer.

And this will be the day -- this will be the day when all of God's children will be able to sing with new meaning:
My country 'tis of thee, sweet land of liberty, of thee I sing.
Land where my fathers died, land of the Pilgrim's pride,
From every mountainside, let freedom ring!

And if America is to be a great nation, this must become true and honest.
And so let freedom ring from the prodigious hilltops of New Hampshire and let the voters reject the democrats.
Let freedom ring from the mighty mountains of New York and let the voters reject the democrat party with great hilarity and extre3me prejudice.
Let freedom ring from the heightening Alleghenies of Pennsylvania and let those voters reject the democrat party with great vigor !
Let freedom ring from the snow-capped Rockies of Colorado and let those reefer mad citizens reject the democrat party with great enthusiasm and a couple bags of Lays Chips !


Let freedom ring from the curvaceous slopes of California and let those voters reject the democrat party with a hearty Asta La Vista Baby !

But not only that:
Let freedom ring from Stone Mountain of Georgia and drive out the democrats.
Let freedom ring from Lookout Mountain of Tennessee and drive out the democrats.
Let freedom ring from every hill and molehill of Mississippi and drive out the democrats.
From every mountainside, let freedom ring and let the lying sacks of the media know that they've been outed as POS slime devils, that they've been stripped in the public square and may never return to our civilized society ever again.

And when this happens, and when we allow freedom ring, when we let it ring from every village and every hamlet, from every state and every city, we will be able to speed up that day when all of God's children, black men and white men, Jews and Gentiles, Protestants and Catholics, Republicans and Democrats and Libertarians will be able to join hands and sing in the words of the old Negro spiritual:
                Free at last! Free at last!
                Thank God Almighty, we are free of these POS bastards at last !

h/t Martin Luther King

Friday, February 3, 2017

Dancing Galaxies

No dude, they just like each other.  Looks like a Tango to me.

Click the picture but of course...



 Is there Love in Space ?



Wednesday, February 1, 2017

News is Coming In at A Rabbit's Pace !




Nancy Pelosi, believing herself to be the President of the United States and wondering why she was locked out of the White House, was just interviewed by Chrissy Mathews, a transgender reporter and well respected propagandist.  In the interview, Ms Pelosi revealed that Donald J Trump is solely responsible for the Holocaust where 19 million Japanese-Italians were killed with nuclear radiation in waterboarding rape rooms 71 to 75 years ago.  Her friend and occasional lover Gloria Allred has filed suit with the DOJ to force Mr Trump to vacate the White House and give Nancy the keys.
She's wondering why Eric Holder won't return her calls.


Massive protests are occurring as a result of this information leak. Huge crowds are assembled across the nation, wielding clubs and torches because the protestors were too stupid to buy guns and pitchforks.  Them things Are too dangerous for 3 year old spoiled brats after all anyway.



In a tearful interview with Megyn Kelly of NBC, Chuck Shumer in stunning and shocking detail relayed how Ted Cruz and Jeff Sessions waterboarded him for literally minutes and forced him to vote to confirm Neil Gorsuch as the Supreme Court Justice to fill the vacancy made when the left murdered Justice Antonin Scalia.
Though the grueling half hour interview, and when Mr Shumer would stop to cry, Ms Kelly would mutter "Bad Trump. Nasty man.  Bad Trump. Nasty man."

In a follow up, Jeff Sessions will not prosecute Senator Cruz and himself for this heinous crime until, as Mr Sessions states, "that satanic bitch hilrod clinton is wearing stripes in solitary confinement and doing an 800 to 1000 year prison sentence.



In a rare moment of sanity and solemness in this American political adventure, President Donald J Trump makes an unannounced private visit to the Dover Air Base  to be present when the remains of 36 year old
Chief Special Warfare Operator William "Ryan" Owens arrived in country, and to speak with his family and loved ones.  I wonder if obama ever did that? I don't wonder that hard.

I suspect William Owen's casket will end up looking at lot like SEAL member Michael Monsoor's. (This is the result of attending SEAL members taking off their gold Trident and slamming it into the wooden casket with a large measure of respect and love for a team member on his way to the after-life.)