Russians Breach America’s Electrical Grid ! (- yawn)
Russians Hack Into America’s Porn Industry ! (- OMG !)
Barney of Sesame Street Kidnapped by Trump Operatives ! (– OMG !)
Trump to Introduce Legislation to Outlaw Coloring Books and Play-Doh ! (- OMG !)
Untold Numbers of Celebrity Assholes Say They Will Not Perform at Trump Inauguration. Hell-Yea ! Why Ya Still Here ?!
The Entire World and Its Leaders Condemn Kerry’s Remarks on Israel. Shit – 3 Year Old’s Condemn Kerry’s Remarks on Israel. (Now I’m wondering if Theresa Heinz is Jewish)
Jewish People Living In New York Still Pissed the Hildebeast Lost Because She Would have Imported 550% More Terrorists To Kill Them !
Solar Panels and Wind Farms Kill More Birds Than Cats Do !