Friday, March 6, 2015

Predictions For the Next Two Years

  • All high powered rifle ammo will be banned.
  • All metal jacket ammo will be banned.
  • All ammo of any kind will be banned.
  • FT wins the mega powerball lottery
  • No terrorist attacks other than the occasional whack job killing maybe a few people will occur.  The reasoning behind this prediction is that obama is giving the moslems more than they dreamed of by way of political and federal infiltration and free rides within the population, and throwing the gates open for immigration of jihadists and every other flavor of moslem.
  • holder appointed to the supreme court.
  • 2 conservative supreme court judges die of mysterious causes and are replaced by samuel L jackson and that seriously angry black dude that hangs out at six mile and ford rd in detroit.
  • michele obama and kanye west win dancing with the stars.
  • A real event will be perpetrated by obama’s goons or moslem buddies that provides a way of declaring martial law close to the next election so the next election is canceled. Perhaps a dirty bomb in a big city in a Conservative state.
  • An unemployment rate of 2.5 % will be reported (Needless to say the Real rate is 11-20 %)
  • Once Gold (Ticker GLD) hits 105, it will set up for a long term bull market.
  • Any negative statements regarding moslems will be officially declared hate speech and any such comments found on blogs etc will be prosecuted by the DOJ.
  • Z gives in and adopts me. 
  • All police forces will be put under federal control.  Arrests of black people or moslems will be declared illegal.
  • lebron james will be awarded the presidential medal of freedom, ditto snoop dog, kobe bryant, eric holder, michael vick.  Rosa Parks, trayvon martin, mike brown will be awarded one posthumorously.
  • jodi arias will be given a presidential pardon. Ditto all black moslem converts in prison.
  • nancy pelosi, barney fwank, joey biden, and charlie rangle will be buried in Arlington cemetery to the immediate North, South, East and West of Chesty Puller’s gravesite.
  • IMP finally sends me some of his world famous Jambalaya.
  • Magic Johnson will moderate all future presidential candidate debates.
  • Darren Wilson loses the civil trial and his life is destroyed – all because an ignorant black thug with a vagrant mother and deadbeat dad tried to kill the officer with his bare hands.  And OJ walked free for decades.
  • Apple Inc begins manufacturing everything and puts the entire rest of the world out of business.
  • Fredd discovers the Fountain of Youth and shares it with all of us like minded folks.
  • National debt balloons to 37 trillion after we bailout the rest of the world.
  • biden gives Alaska to Russia as a reward for not annexing the Ukraine during the next 6 months. Russia annexes the Ukraine 7 months from now.
  • Mustang has sworn me to secrecy.  Sorry folks, you’ll have to be surprised, but it’s worth the wait.
  • john boehner and mitch mcconnel advance a secret bill to give eternal perpetual power to obama or whomever obama decides as his successor in return for free beer and homosexual prostitutes.
  • john mccain declares war on Texas and Utah.
  • waylon jennings writes the perfect country and western song.
  • racism is declared a capital crime.
  • 120 lb woman routinely kick the butts of 200 lb+ men all over this town.
  • Cleavon Little becomes the new sheriff of Ferguson.  
  • The entire clinton clan go up in an event of simultaneous spontaneous human combustion. al gore is on hand and does not escape the flame.  The Earth exhales, fish dance, and everyone gets a free one at the bar.
  • AOW, Carol-CS, Bob, SF, and Joe are given supernatural powers and make the universe right again.  It turns out well after all.
  • And that’s just for starters.

37 comments :

  1. All might be true except for the false jambalaya claim.

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    1. False modesty is more like it IMP.

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    2. Oh...and....you might as wel add for diversity's sake all Military commanders will be replaced by 3 foot tall , transvestite dwarfs who will automatically be given pilots licenses, ships to command, subs to launch toy missiles from, seal insignia and the next VP and all NCO's will be promoted to Colonel.

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    3. I wish I'd have thought of that one!

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    4. You did...in a roundabout way. We're living in the theatre of the absurd.....but not so much anymore, yes? It's all a bad dream...or are we that screwed?

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    5. Unless the kids wake up, we're that screwed.

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  2. Kid, that is HILARIOUS.
    No, Imp, I will NOT adopt Kid though I'd love to :-)

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    1. Thank you Z. Well, you can't blame me for trying !

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  3. My discovery of the Fountain of Youth is FAR more likely than John Boehner and Mitch McConnel waking up and taking Obama seriously as the fanatical Marxist socialist narcicist (and many other 'ists' that are too numerous to mention) that he truly is.

    And no, I would not share the F of Y secrets with anyone, as that would screw up my global domination plans....

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    1. Fredd, no, they know obama is a POS, they're just gonna go along with the sucker for far less than 13 pieces of silver too, dad blame it !

      PS - And here I thought you were a nice guy, and a pal. :)

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  4. "Mustang has sworn me to secrecy. Sorry folks, you’ll have to be surprised, but it’s worth the wait
    Is it time?

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    1. Ed, I will message Mr Mustang and let him know the minions are getting restless.

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    2. PS, ED, you are also slated for the supernatual powers group.

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    3. Psalm 109:8 "Let his days be few,
      And let another take his office."
      Supernatural.

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    4. I knew I could count on you Ed

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  5. Kid-thank you for the notation of 'supernatural powers' (-:
    Check out my post on a movie I viewed last night on Net Flix- Rules of Engagement- 2000- before Benghazi -talk about a prophetical -truth telling movie!!
    Carol-CS

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    1. Carol-CS, and I suspect a while bunch of us (but not enough to make a difference) can see what's going on now and what the results will be...

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    2. Make that a whole bunch of us.

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  6. David Allen Cole already did.
    His momma came to get him when he was released from prison driving in a old puck up truck and was hit by a damn old train.
    Well he tried anyway.
    Maybe Jennings might top that one - but it will be tough.
    You forgot one -- Rev Jeremiah Write will replace Billy Gram as the Spiritual Adviser to the White House Admin from now on

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    1. TS/WS Rev Wright, SA to the WH from now on? Naw, only for 2 more years. :)

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  7. pick up truck
    The i is next to the u--my fat finger can't type to good
    playing tight chord on the guitar is difficult too with fat fingers.

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    1. TS?WS, yes, playing a Flat 9 and a double B minor is tough !

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  8. Kid,
    I get supernatural powers and make all right in the universe? Of course, I will have excellent partners in this endeavor: Carol-CS, Bob, SF, and Joe.

    I hope that I'm up to the task! I'm the senior-citizen member of this team, right?

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    1. PS: I nominate Mustang for the above team. I want him to be the Secretary of War. **grin**

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    2. AOW, Senior Member? If you say so !

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    3. AOW, Mustang part of the team? Wait until you see his Secret Plan !

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    4. Kid,
      I'm sure that Mustang has a workable plan. The man is a genius.

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    5. AOW, It's our last hope....

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  9. AOW left me out of the group! I'm CRUSHED..CRUSHED I tell you!

    And Kid, I was just going to write that I'd changed my mind about adopting you....if you can't get better control of your readers, I want NOTHING to do with you OR THEM.

    (smile)

    And yes, Mustang IS A GENIUS.
    so's Kid....he just doesn't write as much or as often.

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    1. Z, You are FAR TOO Kind ! I will work on AOW behind the scenes to be more acceptable of you, even though you're still a young whipper snapper.

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    3. Nominate Z for a position! She gets her pick if you collaborate.

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    4. AOW, Z may take any position she desires.

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  10. Oh, wait! If you're talking SENIOR members, I'm happy NOT to be included!
    HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

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    1. That's what I'm saying Z, You're too young for the group. :)

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  11. Kid -- this is too funny. Could you email me when you get this comment? I couldn't find your contact info on the blog. Thanks, talk soon.

    Bruce
    bluegrassbruce 8 at gmail

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    1. Bruce, Thanks Much! Lets just converse here for a while and see how it goes.

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